May 27, 2016
- Recapping Crew vs. Toronto. Is a life without Gaston Sauro
worth living? Man balls return after a one week unintentional
hiatus.
- Celebrity fan and Hudson Street Hooligan president Katie
Mitchell stops by to speak softly and infrequently into the
microphone. Not good, like, at all.
- Hot takes! So many goddamned hot...
May 20, 2016
- Crewzers FC potential US Open Cup 4th Round opponents are
announced. Morgan wants to play Cincinnati, while John and Greg are
piles of human garbage. Recapping Crew vs. Rapids. John still
thinks losing 26 goals somehow makes Columbus a strong soccer team.
No.
- Alex Thomas joins the program, and proceeds to be both the...
May 13, 2016
- Segment 1: Kei, Kei, Kei, Kei - Greg's suspension is updated,
and Man Balls are given out.
- Segment 2: Angry Kip Lexner joins the program. Worst segment
ever? Hell yes.
- Segment 3: Hot takes which are so hot that a wild Alex Stanek shows up to ruin the entire episode, and we preview the upcoming match against Colorado.
May 6, 2016
This one is completely out of order and filled with bullshit supporter drama, so pay no attention to what segment we may say we're in or if the episode sounds like it's ending. It's over when the counter reaches zero. Worst episode ever, and we mean it this time. Serenity now.