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ACES Radio

I can't believe you've done this. You've found our Libsyn page. HOW DARE YOU.

This is a podcast about the Columbus Crew. Or Columbus Crew SC if you prefer. Or the Black & Gold. Or the Finches. But definitely not the Canaries, DAVE. NOBODY SAYS THAT. STOP TRYING TO MAKE IT A THING.

Anyway, we crack jokes, talk soccer, and read your hot takes. Check it out. Or don't, whatever. We're not the boss of you.

Episode 220: Do Worry, Pipa's Handsy

Sep 25, 2026

Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in good ole' Andy Condom (in Spanish) and talk about how the radical left has cancelled yet another one of our feral male attack pigs. Brought to you as always by injecting bone broth straight into your limp dick to cure weakness, this is ACES Radio; a show about the Columbus Crew.

Episode 219: Front Office Pants-Shitting

Aug 28, 2026

Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in Ralph Schudel and Travis Irvine to fight the final boss of Nordecke restructuring: Bronte. Find out who has the deepest vag in their book club, hint: it's Morgan. Evonne stopped by to lie about what I said about the depth of my vag, which is why that bitch was not allowed on the show.

Episode 218: It's Always Hell in Cincinnati

Jul 31, 2026

Join the Latin Boys as they don't welcome in celebrity guest of the week Little Tiny Baby Dick Tony, and discuss the Crew dog-stomping (???) Cincinnati FC in the first leg of 2026 Hell is Real brought to you by Miami Valley Propane and built by ZZ Boots Wild Man's Leather and Lace. What do we do with the Pringles...

Episode 217: Bronte CANCELLED Nordecke 😲

Jul 3, 2026

BREAKING: Bronte, who a lot of people are calling a sex criminal

Episode 216: George Santos MOUTH CHAMPION

May 29, 2026

Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in Travis Irvine, Doug from Mansfield, and Bronte who was upstairs drinking illegal poison. Hashtang welcome in Nationwide. Hashtang duck vaginas. Hashtang born in a wet mouth.