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ACES Radio

I can't believe you've done this. You've found our Libsyn page. HOW DARE YOU. 

This is a podcast about the Columbus Crew. Or Columbus Crew SC if you prefer. Or the Black & Gold. Or the Finches. But definitely not the Canaries, DAVE. NOBODY SAYS THAT. STOP TRYING TO MAKE IT A THING.

Anyway, we crack jokes, talk soccer, and read your hot takes. Check it out. Or don't, whatever. We're not the boss of you. 

Apr 29, 2016

1. Recap of the win over Houston. What is a rivalry? Man Balls are given out. John Clem is in prison.

2. Horrible interview with Celebrity Fan Nate Beckman, including details on his genitals, and how they compare to John's genitals.

3. We go live on Periscope and dive deep into your extremely #HotTakes for the week....

Apr 22, 2016

1. Greg Benson is given a suspension for being a traitor. Recap of the win over NYCFC. Man Balls are given out to almost every Columbus starter.

2. Legitimately terrible interview with Celebrity Fan Todd Fichtenberg, including details on the legal battle with US Soccer over the Dos a Cero trademark, #NorOnTour, and The...

Apr 15, 2016

  1. Crewzers FC vs. Impact recap, Hot Takes galore. Shrek comes on earlier than scheduled to ruin everything. We briefly mention Robert Warzycha, then give out our Man Balls.
  2. The longest segment in the history of the world, featuring Celebrity Fan Srikanth Meka. I probably misspelled that.
  3. We read and react to your Hot...

Apr 8, 2016


  • Crew vs. Dallas Burn wrap-up, 2016 Crewzers FC Celebrity Fan Ratings, Man Balls of The Week, and a metric shit ton of Hot Takes.

  • Getting to know Joey D. Abigail DiNapoli, who is one of the shitlords that runs Yellow Nation Army as well as Project Jukebox. This man is an ignorant slut.

  • Recapping the hockey...

Apr 1, 2016


  • The USMNT defeats Guatemala in Columbus, OH. Should games that matter to the United States ever be played anywhere other than MAPFRE Stadium? Ethan Finlay impresses his home fans, and is robbed of a goal by some shitlord referee. Is Gregg Berhalter the next head coach of the US men's team, and will the we...